My dreams have been super crazy lately. Super vivid, super detailed, super realistic. As in--ok, you know those dreams where you have to pee but you can't find a bathroom and when you do it's open and in the middle of a thoroughfare or some other high traffic area? Yeah, well I had one of those. And then last night I dreamed MJ from the Real World somewhere or other worked at my local library. I should really start with the dream diary thing. My psyche is messed up and I should really share that with the internets.

But anyway, some time during the night I turned off BOTH my alarm clocks (yes, I have two). Luckily I woke up in time to at least get ready (no shower so don't stand too close if you know what's good for you) and get to work.

In addition, the cafeteria was crazy busy this morning. Usually there may be one or two people in front of me in line, but not this morning. it was as though every single resident in this hospital decided to get breakfast at the same time. But no, I didn't run into THE BACHELOR TRAVIS STORK, he must've been the one resident who didn't get the memo. Or perhaps he was out riding his bike on some mountain trail? He looks like the sort to ride a bike on a mountain trail. If he weren't a reality tv whore I'd totally mountain trail bike ride with him, but reality show people scare me a little bit. By the way, one day I'll get my sister to share her story about the time she was treated by THE BACHELOR TRAVIS STORK, back when he was just the bachelor Travis Stork (lowercase).