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Um. Ok. There's a faction that believes Elvis is not dead. The proof is here: his middle name was allegedly spelled Aron. Elvis kept the odd spelling in memory of his brother, Jesse Garon. In fact, Elvis spelled it "aron," lowercase and all. So they say that the fact that his name is misspelled here is proof that he's not dead, because Elvis would've never allowed that. Also, the fact that he's not buried next to his Mama is alleged proof that he's not dead, as he looooved his mama and wanted to be buried next to her.

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