Quick recap of my LA/Disneyland trip

I did originally say no trips to Disney parks until 2012 (huge updates at both parks), but earlier this year Disney announced that they were giving free tickets to folks who volunteer. I signed up through the Hands On Network and completed my obligation. In addition, I went back to the same place once more after that and plan to go again when there are openings (it is a very popular opportunity). So next was to plan when to go.

I LOVE the Disney parks at Halloween time. In fact, Halloween may be my favorite holiday–it’s candy based! It’s fall, my favorite season! It is less than a month from my birthday! There’s candy! Wait, I said that once. I do like candy. But anyway, Disney doesn’t half-ass at the holidays. However, because of my Halloween Disney parks love I’ve never seen the Haunted Mansion as it was originally intended. I planned accordingly. I was to go the 25-29 of August. The Haunted Mansion (among other rides) closed 8/30. Plus, the LA Derby Dolls were playing a game on the 28th. Good timing!

There was a last minute emergency and some confusion about whether or not I’d be going alone or meeting up with others there, but that’s a long story for another time.

Here’s the flickr album. There aren’t many pics because I was kind of enjoying the whole thing.

So here are some bullets:

  • Before I left my dog took off on a run. This 12 year old dog who can’t even get on the couch or up the stairs at my house ran off like a little puppy when he got the chance. No kidding–this was within five minutes of me leaving my house to get to my airport.
  • It was decided to skip most of Hollywood and instead hit the park a day early. Best decision ever.
  • The Haunted Mansion as it was originally intended was worth seeing. Nightmare Before Christmas is fine, but the overlay has always looked kind of cheap to me. But hey, I saw it as intended and I’d like to go around Halloween again to see the Space Mtn overlay which is supposed to be AMAZING.
  • If you plan to see World of Color go for the picnic meal. That way you don’t have to fight for the Fastpasses or jockey for position. The meal is nice, the bag is a neat souvenir. We also had the dining experience at Ariel’s Grotto which also netted World of Color passes. GREAT viewing position. Still, the picnic is just fine.

    If you’re thrifty and don’t care to do either of the dining options, you can go for the Fastpasses which are free with park admission. They did not go very quickly when I was there, the machines were still dispensing them close to noon time (park opened at 10 I believe). I don’t know where your viewing area will be, but just know they don’t go within 10 seconds of opening in less busy times.

    And a note: you will get wet. Not Splash wet, but wet.

  • Speaking of Splash, on the ride I had to explain what “Br’er” meant to the kids in our boat. It’s a great ride, but this really reminded me how younger folks just don’t get it, since the source material isn’t readily available. I understand Disney’s decision to not release Song of the South, so having the ride is just weird.
  • Due to great planning (not on my part, of course) I ended up seeing the fireworks TWICE. Once from main street in front of the castle.
  • I was in the Voluntear Cavalcade parade which was cool. I’d never been in a parade before that. I got my button when I redeemed my free ticket certificate, but wasn’t told anything. Luckily I’d read a few things on the internet so I went to town hall and got my button and was told where to be. Well, I was told the wrong time for where to be, so the first day nothing happened. The second day i was there at the right time and was picked. I looked like an over eager child, but I was in the parade!
  • Nuns at California Adventure!
  • I got sick. I think it was the air conditioner in the room. I lost my voice and felt horribly run down, and something I ate the day before didn’t agree with me. It dampened my time in Hollywood. Joan’s on Third had great omelets, but I just couldn’t eat it all due to, you know, being sickish. In addition, my eye started hurting and got red. No, not pink eye, it was never runny, just pressure and redness. I threw my contacts out just in case, but up until that point they had been wonderful to have.

    When we tried to get to Griffith Observatory my phone’s GPS instead led us to a cul-de-sac in the Hollywood Hills. Assuming that it wasn’t in some dude’s backyard we decided to get there by finding the Greek and THEN going from there (more successful). We had to park so far away and walk but it was worth it. Some come for the science, I come for the thrill of seeing where Rebel Without a Cause was partially filmed.

  • We caught the first half of the LA Derby Dolls. If we had stayed for the second half we would’ve seen a tied game with overtime tiebreaker as well as several ejections. However, it was hard to see from our GA standing room area.
  • In N Out Burger again. Long story, but still don’t get the appeal. Terrible fries, fine shakes, ok burgers. I like Five Guys better. Well, i like a few local joints best, but if we’re talking chains…
  • If you end up at the Hollywood Farmer’s Market you can’t go wrong getting a boureka at Moishe’s. Most amazing ever.
  • Lastly, Disney makes these amazing little grab bags with different park icons in them. You get three, but you don’t know which three (the point of a grab bag, right?). I love them. I buy them when I am in the parks, and I love the randomness of them. I’m at the World of Disney store picking up a few of these (as well as Vinylmation) when two girls ran up and started fondling the HELL out of some of the bags. I gathered from their conversation that they were looking for Jack Skellington and were feeling the packages up for “tall” figures.

    I waited until I got home to open mine. Guess who I got in one of them without molesting the packages? Jack Skellington.

My own impulsive buy

After seeing the post on The Impulsive Buy about baobab flavored Pepsi from Japan I had to buy it. Off to ebay I went where I paid more than I needed for something as evanescent as a Japanese snack product.

I got to try baobab when I was in at Namumu Orphanage in Siavonga, Zambia. Our trip leader acquired a baobab fruit somehow and shared it with us. You bang the crap out of the fruit to break it open (and I swear it left an indentation on the cement) and then you suck on the white “fruit” surrounding the seeds. It tastes like really tart citrus with the consistency of something freeze dried (astronaut ice cream came to mind).

I then led the girls in a baobab seed spitting contest. Good times.

I hate this feeling

Exhausted but can’t sleep. I mean, my body is so tired that I can’t move. Can’t even get the energy to read or knit or anything. Even doing this isn’t the easiest. I’ll turn off the lights and nothing. Stuck here.

It doesn’t help that it is ridiculous hot.

What the Golden Girls mean to me

GirlsToday we got the news that Rue McClanahan passed away. It was not a surprise; it was reported some months ago that she was not doing well. Still, it’s some sad news. For those of you who didn’t watch the Golden Girls (and I like to think if you’re reading this then you did, or at least have a passing familiarity) she played the Southern sexpot Blanche (Elizabeth Hollingsworth Devereaux). I’ve never met her, nor have I met Beatrice Arthur or Estelle Getty. Still, their deaths affected me.

In the early 80s my grandmother moved into a retirement community called Kirby Pines (and no, the similarity of this name to Shady Pines is not lost on me but believe me, Kirby Pines was a wonderful place). She went from living alone in a large house on a large plot of land to living in a neat apartment among scores of women her age. At the time I was about a thirteen hour drive away from her. She came to visit us once a year, but at some point around the third grade my parents decided to send me up to visit all by myself.

The retirement complex was super cool. Grandma lived on a floor of several widowed women who were mostly kind and friendly. They often had meals together in the large dining room but it seemed as though it was a core group of four who spend most of their time together. They all gathered to watch Murder She Wrote and ate microwaved popcorn (still fairly new and exotic back then). During the time I spent there I became part of the group. I was fairly precocious and none of the women treated me like a child. Well, that’s not entirely true; they did give me candy and spoil me a lot. But because I became one of them I heard lots of conversations about the problems and benefits of being of a certain age. It was an insight into aging that most eight year olds didn’t hear at that time. These were vibrant women enjoying life. They didn’t sit in rocking chairs waiting for the reaper, they lived! Like the typical grandmothers in the media they did crafts and baked cookies but unlike that stereotype they weren’t frail in the least. They were strong and active.

I went back the next year and it was the same all over again. I was part of the group. I had a blast but I always missed hanging out with the ladies at Kirby Pines. I felt like a grown up among them.

The next year the Golden Girls premiered and it was like I was back at the retirement village. Here were four sassy older women holding their own and enjoying life. Of course, my Grandma and her friends didn’t live in a large house in Miami and they really didn’t fit neatly into the archetypes laid out by the show, but the essence was still there. Strong women enjoying life. I look back now and my Grandma and her friends easily had fifteen years on these women, but in my mind they were the same age. So every Saturday night these women filled in for Grandma and her friends. The show lasted seven seasons and while I continued to visit Kirby Pines these four women on television filled the gaps between. It became part of a family tradition as well: we’d take our night-before-church baths, get our hair combed, eat popcorn, and watch NBC’s Saturday night lineup together.

I came to regard these women as interim grandmothers. My Grandma wasn’t very much like Dorothy in real life but I still associated the two (perhaps it was because Grandma was the star in my eyes and Bea seemed to be the star of the show).

During the run of the show we moved back to Tennessee and were now only a three hour drive from Grandma so we could visit more frequently. Still, when we couldn’t visit in person I could visit on Saturday nights.

As is expected, the women on Grandma’s floor left. Some died, some developed dementia, some were just old and needed continuous care. Eventually my strong, active Grandma herself had to move to assisted living and later to full nursing care. It was hard to see Grandma’s decline because she had been so hardy and able into her later years (at her 90th birthday she still walked around without aid of cane or walker). She passed away in October 2004. She was two months shy of her 99th birthday.

It’s a cliche to even say this, but I still remember my extended visits to Kirby Pines fondly. Whenever I watch the Golden Girls it reminds me of these visits and the women who lived there. Both the visits and the show taught me that growing old didn’t mean you were waiting around to die, it meant that you were just a little older and wiser than before and that you probably had some great stories to tell.

It is worth noting that I got more sympathy when Bea and Estelle died than when my own grandparents died. I’m sure this is mostly due to the public notices surrounding their deaths and the fact that my grandparents never won Emmy awards.

Zambia wrap up

The main thing you can take away was that it was a good time. I hope to go back in a couple of years. Never have I met nicer people en masse. That may be because we were guests, but I’ll take it. There’s so much to say but I’m going to keep it light here.

The flights were long and boring. I barely slept on any of them except the first, where I crashed hard and then woke up parched and hungry (I’d missed dinner apparently). I was tuned in to a channel showing The Third Man and, inexplicably, an episode of The Big Bang Theory. I think that I caught all of The Third Man in parts. Later flights had on demand films where I watched Crazy Heart (meh), Up In The Air (quite good), and Wolverine (slept through). I didn’t mind the food; in fact, in some cases it was pretty good. I was also quite lucky because I didn’t have anyone directly next to me on any of the flights (in two cases they moved to empty rows).

courtyardWe spent much of our time at Justo Mwale Theological College. It is a beautiful campus that seemed to be on the outskirts of town. I believe the water came from a well and the lawns were well tended to. It was a beautiful place and a great home base. We were well fed and I thoroughly enjoyed my morning walks around the circle. The weather was beautiful and breezy and the concrete buildings kept us cool.

The first Sunday we split into groups to attend local churches; I was to attend Matero Presbyterian. We were assured that we could take pictures and video during church which was hard for me to accept. Church is different in Zambia: services go a couple of hours or longer and the structure is much looser than in the US. Before the service the leaders meet in Vestry where church business is discussed and the service is plotted. The music is ethereal and I wish I’d brought an audio recorder.

roadside on the way to SiavongaThe next day we hit to road to Siavonga to visit Namumu Orphanage. On the way we stopped off at a point to get out and move around. As I got close to the edge of the hill I could hear singing from the valley–there seemed to be a small village. I wish we could’ve explored but we had to move on.

our welcome at namumuWe arrived at Namumu with the children lined up to greet us. Would bring a tear to a glass eye, I swear. We toured the grounds and took naps. I felt a little weird: first we were taking girls’ beds in the dorms, and second we were being lazy americans by napping in the middle of the day while the girls did their chores around us. No kidding–the girls stayed up past 10PM watching videos on Auntie’s TV and then were up promptly at 5AM to do chores and get ready for school. Meanwhile, we were dozing off despite the loud music and were awakened by the girls and we still required afternoon naps. I felt incredibly lazy.

We took a brief tour of Siavonga taking in St Mark’s church, the dam, kapenta fishing on lake Kariba, and a market. The market was a sort of last minute decision. Women wanted chitenge (basically cloth that is wrapped like a skirt around the waist) not realizing that we’d receive several as gifts later in the trip. It was quite cool and I wish I’d gotten more pictures of the market.

The girls were shy but lots of fun. On our last night I led a baobab seed spitting contest (I was told it was ok as long as Auntie didn’t know about it). I’ve never seen children have so much fun. They have so much less than American children but seemed so much happier.

We drove back. Now, the drive reminded me of the drive between Chattanooga and Nashville, only we have 100% fewer baobab trees here in Tennessee. We stopped at a roadside market where I had my first experience haggling and dealing with Zambian peddlers.

We pretty much went straight to meet with CCAP leaders. It was rough because we were all tired and had just ridden four hours on rough roads. I am sorry I couldn’t give them the attention they merited, but I was tired and starting to feel slightly ill. Still, I respect the work ethic I saw in Zambia: many places strive to be self-sustaining through different methods. In Namumu they had egg farming, fishing, and construction; in Lusaka the CCAP had a chicken farm. It’s pretty amazing to be honest. They gave us women beautiful chitenge.

The next morning we visited crisis nurseries. Orphaned and vulnerable children are taken in and cared for until they are either placed with their blood families or new adoptive families. Again, incredibly happy children who are well cared for. We walk in and are inundated with hugs. I was used as a slide by one child while two others reset my watch and tried to take my glasses. It was so much fun and I felt surrounded by so much love at these homes.

Afternoon we met with people from Uniting Presbyterian Church in Southern Africa Zambia Synod. We were in a church on school grounds so again, difficult to concentrate hearing the children outside. Still, the presentation was good and I learned a lot.

That night we had dinner with Justo Mwale masters students. It was incredible to meet them and learn about their backgrounds. I felt incredibly sheltered when I heard their abbreviated life stories.

it's pretty, right?The next morning we attended chapel and then were off to Chaminuka Lodge. What a beautiful place! Lots of land, wild animals, and CHEESE. It was only the second time we’d had cheese on this trip. Zambians aren’t big cheese eaters it seems. We toured the cheese factory and enjoyed TWO game drives (one at sunrise, one at sunset). It was a wonderful excursion.

We went to another market, this time in a cultural center. Shopping is a sport–you haggle and are constantly pestered. No kidding, i would walk and would have the peddlers shouting “Madame!” after me. I wanted to pull a Patsy Stone and respond with “–moiselle!” but I knew the reference would be lost. At any rate, every peddler wants you to see his or her wares. If you don’t like the price you walk away and have prices shouted after you as you leave. it’s stressful!

Later we got back to Justo Mwale and we got ready to stay with a family. I ended up with the Banda family who mostly attended CCAP (the father is an Elder, the mother is in the women’s group, but the children went to other churches). I was happy that they had a daughter my age at home (she’d lost her job) because it helped me understand regular Zambian life a little better. They were a gregarious and fun family. We watched a little TV (Zambians love WWE as a rule) and played a lot of Jenga. They also served an amazing dinner which I tried to eat in the traditional manner.

Now, I haven’t really talked about food. I mean, I’ve mentioned that it was good, but not much more than that. So, there’s this stuff called Nsima. It is a staple and is picked up with the hands, rolled into sort of a ball, and then used to pick up the food and gravy. Up until I’d stayed with the Bandas I’d just eaten it as a side with a fork, but at their encouragement I ate it in true Zambian fashion. They got a kick out of it. They told me they wanted to show me how to cook chihuahua. I was a little shocked, but I tried to roll with it. They told me what it was (pumpkin leaves) and I told them what it was in the US (a small yippy dog). Again, lots of laughs.

Where the new church building will beThe next morning I attended church at Mtendele. We walked through the streets and past several bars that seemed to be open already. Once again the church was amazing. I was asked to lead two prayers and I did, with the knowledge that they would be brief.

After church was an amazing lunch. I’ve not had chicken as good as it is made in Zambia. No kidding.

There was some miscommunication and I was picked up two hours after I was supposed to be. When I got back we headed to our final market. Because it was Sunday night the prices were rock bottom and deals were to be had. I bought a crazy marimba type instrument for about $48 (US, of course) less than the original price.

It was a great trip. I can’t wait for the next one.

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He volunteered today at the Green Hills rehab center.



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